| Name | Gender | Age | Cost | Skills |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| William Gustafson | Male | 29y 8m | €3 287 p/t | Drummer (100) |
| Victoria McGuire | Female | 24y 4m | €3 119 p/t | Bass Guitar (100) |
| Lea Gill | Female | 24y 4m | €3 371 p/t | Keyboards (100) |
| Kathy Noonan | Female | 20y 10m | €3 371 p/t | Acoustic Guitar (100) |
| Harris Coughlin | Male | 32y 4m | €3 274 p/t | Vocalist (100) |
| Bowen Eaton | Male | 18y 6m | €3 364 p/t | Wind (Other) (100) |
| Benton Barnett | Male | 33y 11m | €3 210 p/t | Keyboards (100) |
| Name | Status | Release date | Position | Last position | Highest position | Days | Album |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Yes Men | Archived | 2024-04-17 | - | 157 | 13 | 10 | |
| World Wide Web of Fake Personas | Archived | 2024-02-26 | - | 116 | 11 | 13 | Fame |
| Wine, Women & Blow | Archived | 2023-01-31 | - | 118 | 32 | 10 | SEX |
| Whole Squad Eats | Archived | 2023-05-02 | - | 110 | 15 | 10 | Money |
| Who Are You? | Archived | 2023-11-11 | - | 167 | 12 | 13 | Ego |
| When They All Leave | Archived | 2024-03-13 | - | 184 | 12 | 10 | Fame |
| When Everyone Knows You | Archived | 2024-03-07 | - | 126 | 13 | 10 | Fame |
| What Happens When The Money Is Gone? | Archived | 2023-05-16 | - | 118 | 14 | 15 | Money |
| Virtual Validation | Archived | 2024-02-09 | - | 124 | 11 | 11 | Fame |
| Trouble Town | Archived | 2024-03-02 | - | 115 | 19 | 10 | Fame |
| Throne | Archived | 2024-04-22 | - | 157 | 12 | 12 | |
| The Man | Archived | 2023-12-05 | - | 142 | 18 | 10 | Ego |
| The Devil’s Lettuce | Archived | 2023-06-15 | - | 135 | 21 | 10 | The Green Album |
| T-Break | Archived | 2023-09-03 | - | 142 | 23 | 10 | The Green Album |
| Such Greedy People | Archived | 2023-04-06 | - | 112 | 23 | 10 | Money |
| Spice | Archived | 2023-01-02 | - | 111 | 25 | 10 | Drugs |
| Sex, Drugs & Money $ell | Archived | 2023-03-18 | - | 119 | 36 | 10 | Money |
| SEX | Archived | 2023-01-26 | - | 122 | 22 | 10 | SEX |
| Seduction | Archived | 2023-01-21 | - | 137 | 25 | 10 | SEX |
| Rocket & Crater | Archived | 2024-03-20 | - | 142 | 9 | 14 | Fame |
| Name | Status | Release date | Album songs | Singles in album | Position | Last position | Highest position | Days |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Green Album | Archived | 2023-09-11 | 1 | 11 | - | 24 | 1 | 17 |
| SEX | Archived | 2023-03-09 | 2 | 10 | - | 20 | 1 | 14 |
| Money | Archived | 2023-06-03 | 1 | 11 | - | 15 | 1 | 17 |
| Fame | Archived | 2024-03-27 | 2 | 12 | - | 36 | 1 | 16 |
| Ego | Archived | 2023-12-31 | 3 | 12 | - | 24 | 1 | 18 |
| Drugs | Archived | 2023-01-08 | 3 | 9 | - | 19 | 1 | 13 |