| Name | Gender | Age | Cost | Skills |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Atwater Morris | Male | 43y 1m | €3 109 p/t | Vocalist (100) |
| Louis Byrd | Male | 53y 9m | €2 920 p/t | DJ (100) |
| Mildred Freeman | Female | 35y 9m | €2 770 p/t | Keyboards (100) |
| Quade MacLean | Male | 50y 5m | €2 964 p/t | Modern Dance (100) |
| Name | Status | Release date | Album songs | Singles in album | Position | Last position | Highest position | Days |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Embarrassing Moments | Archived | 2022-06-16 | 3 | 8 | - | 27 | 7 | 11 |
| The Bonjela Tapes | Archived | 2022-04-18 | 5 | 7 | - | 25 | 12 | 10 |
| Muscular Oranges | Archived | 2022-02-23 | 7 | 5 | - | 34 | 16 | 10 |
| Crime Slime | Archived | 2022-01-20 | 6 | 5 | - | 40 | 19 | 10 |