| Name | Gender | Age | Cost | Skills |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Eric Beasley | Male | 39y 2m | €1 910 p/t | Keyboards (100) |
| Hattie Welch | Female | 32y 4m | €1 950 p/t | Bass Guitar (100) |
| Moira O'Leary | Female | 52y 7m | €1 510 p/t | Vocalist (100) |
| Ruby Peterson | Female | 26y 11m | €2 103 p/t | Modern Dance (100) |
| Name | Status | Release date | Album songs | Singles in album | Position | Last position | Highest position | Days |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fernly Missed | Archived | 2022-09-23 | 6 | 6 | - | 30 | 18 | 10 |
| Fernly Beloved | Archived | 2022-09-07 | 5 | 4 | - | 29 | 22 | 10 |
| The Fern Britton Experiences | Archived | 2022-08-21 | 7 | 5 | - | 33 | 24 | 10 |
| Tights? In This Weather? | Archived | 2022-08-02 | 5 | 4 | - | 39 | 17 | 10 |
| Fern My Name On Your Heart | Archived | 2022-07-14 | 5 | 3 | - | 41 | 21 | 10 |
| InFernal Racket | Archived | 2022-06-20 | 5 | 5 | - | 36 | 21 | 10 |
| Fern Fern Fern (Disco InFERNo) | Archived | 2022-05-18 | 5 | 4 | - | 40 | 26 | 10 |
| Nurofen Nights | Archived | 2022-02-27 | 7 | 4 | - | 51 | 28 | 10 |
| Flying on A Massive Pair of SPanx Over Birmingham | Archived | 2022-01-09 | 6 | 3 | - | 52 | 34 | 10 |