| Name | Gender | Age | Cost | Skills |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Janice Cobb | Female | 52y 10m | €1 437 p/t | Keyboards (100) |
| Kayla Carr | Female | 52y 9m | €1 664 p/t | Rapping (100) |
| Name | Status | Release date | Album songs | Singles in album | Position | Last position | Highest position | Days |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Allegrettoo | Archived | 2022-09-10 | 5 | 3 | - | 28 | 24 | 10 |
| Anal Bum Party | Archived | 2023-02-15 | 11 | 1 | - | 35 | 24 | 10 |
| Arpeggios of Paprika | Archived | 2023-01-11 | 5 | 2 | - | 28 | 19 | 10 |
| Fartlute | Archived | 2023-09-27 | 5 | 1 | - | 34 | 25 | 10 |
| FIngering My Flute | Archived | 2022-10-11 | 11 | 1 | - | 38 | 37 | 10 |
| Glissando | Archived | 2022-07-14 | 5 | 3 | - | 42 | 27 | 10 |
| Good! Good! | Archived | 2022-11-22 | 5 | 3 | - | 42 | 23 | 10 |
| Legato Lover | Archived | 2022-09-24 | 6 | 6 | - | 28 | 21 | 10 |
| Piccolo Peril | Archived | 2023-01-28 | 11 | 1 | - | 30 | 21 | 10 |
| Repeater | Archived | 2023-05-09 | 8 | 4 | - | 33 | 23 | 10 |
| Skin Flute | Archived | 2023-03-17 | 7 | 5 | - | 27 | 17 | 10 |
| Songs For Me | Archived | 2024-02-29 | 5 | 2 | - | 36 | 25 | 10 |
| Staccato Suckas | Archived | 2022-11-01 | 5 | 3 | - | 29 | 28 | 10 |
| Suckle My Numps | Archived | 2023-08-14 | 10 | 2 | - | 27 | 27 | 10 |
| The Blair Waldorf Project | Archived | 2022-08-03 | 5 | 4 | - | 39 | 31 | 10 |
| The Magic Flute vol. 1 | Archived | 2022-04-23 | 5 | 5 | - | 24 | 18 | 10 |
| The Magic Flute vol. 20 | Archived | 2023-07-25 | 10 | 2 | - | 38 | 26 | 10 |
| The Magic Flute vol. 22 | Archived | 2023-09-08 | 10 | 2 | - | 33 | 21 | 10 |
| The Magic Flute vol. 24 | Archived | 2024-01-15 | 4 | 8 | - | 34 | 10 | 10 |
| The Magic Flute vol. 26 | Archived | 2024-03-19 | 5 | 3 | - | 46 | 20 | 10 |