| Name | Gender | Age | Cost | Skills |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Catherine Meyer | Female | 54y 6m | €1 356 p/t | Drummer (100) |
| Heath Medeiros | Male | 48y 2m | €2 184 p/t | Bass Guitar (100) |
| Marlon Patton | Male | 34y 1m | €2 177 p/t | Acoustic Guitar (100) |
| Scarlett Robertson | Female | 27y 7m | €2 231 p/t | Wind (Other) (100) |
| Winthrop Barton | Male | 49y 10m | €1 749 p/t | Vocalist (100) |
| Name | Status | Release date | Album songs | Singles in album | Position | Last position | Highest position | Days |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wild Porridge vol. 19 | Charting | 2024-05-14 | 5 | 3 | 11 | 10 | 8 | 3 |
| Wild Porridge vol. 18 | Archived | 2024-04-15 | 5 | 3 | - | 35 | 12 | 10 |
| Wild Porridge vol. 17 | Archived | 2024-04-06 | 9 | 3 | - | 41 | 5 | 10 |
| Wild Porridge vol. 16 | Archived | 2024-03-22 | 5 | 2 | - | 32 | 20 | 10 |
| Feast of Chips | Archived | 2024-02-29 | 5 | 2 | - | 32 | 11 | 10 |
| Wild Porridge vol. 14 | Archived | 2023-12-12 | 5 | 6 | - | 45 | 6 | 12 |
| Oaty Boy | Archived | 2023-09-28 | 7 | 5 | - | 29 | 6 | 10 |
| Anal Bum | Archived | 2023-09-02 | 7 | 5 | - | 28 | 9 | 10 |
| Wowee! | Archived | 2023-08-02 | 9 | 3 | - | 40 | 11 | 10 |
| Flavahans Man | Archived | 2023-06-25 | 8 | 4 | - | 31 | 7 | 10 |
| Notorious J.A.N.E | Archived | 2023-05-03 | 4 | 8 | - | 30 | 11 | 10 |
| Mowing The Lawn? | Archived | 2023-03-13 | 5 | 1 | - | 27 | 16 | 10 |
| Worried Porridge | Archived | 2023-02-18 | 11 | 1 | - | 25 | 14 | 10 |
| Oatly Boatly | Archived | 2023-01-27 | 5 | 7 | - | 27 | 10 | 10 |
| Quakers Choice | Archived | 2023-01-01 | 9 | 3 | - | 34 | 8 | 10 |
| Quakerman | Archived | 2022-12-07 | 5 | 1 | - | 34 | 16 | 10 |
| Not More Oats | Archived | 2022-11-23 | 5 | 4 | - | 37 | 15 | 10 |
| Quaker in my boots | Archived | 2022-11-01 | 5 | 3 | - | 23 | 15 | 10 |
| Sow Sow Sow Your Oats | Archived | 2022-10-09 | 5 | 3 | - | 43 | 27 | 10 |