| Name | Gender | Age | Cost | Skills |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Darian Ballard | Male | 22y 2m | €3 442 p/t | Wind (Other) (100) |
| Dexter Bentley | Male | 48y 9m | €2 950 p/t | Keyboards (100) |
| Edlyn Hunt | Female | 41y 10m | €3 124 p/t | Vocalist (100) |
| Fairfax Pratt | Male | 26y 11m | €3 338 p/t | Vocalist (100) |
| Luther Beck | Male | 41y 3m | €3 138 p/t | Drummer (100) |
| Roderick Buckley | Male | 39y 3m | €3 385 p/t | Acoustic Guitar (100) |
| Sigmund Powers | Male | 25y 7m | €3 364 p/t | Bass Guitar (100) |
| Name | Status | Release date | Album songs | Singles in album | Position | Last position | Highest position | Days |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Funkisio vol. 143 | Charting | 2026-05-18 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Funkisio vol. 142 | Archived | 2026-04-13 | 1 | 5 | - | 20 | 1 | 16 |
| Funkisio vol. 141 | Archived | 2026-03-04 | 4 | 2 | - | 14 | 1 | 13 |
| Funkisio vol. 140 | Archived | 2026-02-11 | 1 | 5 | - | 19 | 1 | 16 |
| Funkisio vol. 139 | Archived | 2025-12-31 | 4 | 2 | - | 16 | 1 | 13 |
| Funkisio vol. 138 | Archived | 2025-12-10 | 4 | 2 | - | 26 | 2 | 13 |
| Funkisio vol. 137 | Archived | 2025-11-17 | 2 | 4 | - | 29 | 1 | 18 |
| Funkisio vol. 136 | Archived | 2025-10-15 | 1 | 5 | - | 18 | 2 | 16 |
| Funkisio vol. 135 | Archived | 2025-09-05 | 3 | 3 | - | 29 | 1 | 15 |
| Funkisio vol. 134 | Archived | 2025-08-10 | 2 | 4 | - | 17 | 1 | 16 |
| Funkisio vol. 133 | Archived | 2025-07-08 | 3 | 3 | - | 23 | 1 | 16 |
| Funkisio vol. 132 | Archived | 2025-06-12 | 4 | 2 | - | 29 | 1 | 17 |
| Funkisio vol. 131 | Archived | 2025-05-22 | 3 | 3 | - | 18 | 1 | 13 |
| Funkisio vol. 130 | Archived | 2025-04-25 | 2 | 4 | - | 19 | 1 | 17 |
| Funkisio vol. 129 | Archived | 2025-03-22 | 2 | 4 | - | 22 | 1 | 16 |
| Funkisio vol. 128 | Archived | 2025-02-16 | 2 | 4 | - | 20 | 1 | 17 |
| Funkisio vol. 127 | Archived | 2025-01-14 | 1 | 5 | - | 32 | 1 | 17 |
| Funkisio vol. 126 | Archived | 2024-12-05 | 1 | 5 | - | 22 | 1 | 16 |
| Funkisio vol. 125 | Archived | 2024-10-25 | 1 | 5 | - | 36 | 1 | 16 |
| Funkisio vol. 124 | Archived | 2024-09-13 | 1 | 5 | - | 29 | 1 | 17 |