| Name | Gender | Age | Cost | Skills |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Benton Barnett | Male | 33y 11m | €3 210 p/t | Keyboards (100) |
| Bowen Eaton | Male | 18y 6m | €3 364 p/t | Wind (Other) (100) |
| Harris Coughlin | Male | 32y 4m | €3 274 p/t | Vocalist (100) |
| Kathy Noonan | Female | 20y 10m | €3 371 p/t | Acoustic Guitar (100) |
| Lea Gill | Female | 24y 4m | €3 371 p/t | Keyboards (100) |
| Victoria McGuire | Female | 24y 4m | €3 119 p/t | Bass Guitar (100) |
| William Gustafson | Male | 29y 8m | €3 287 p/t | Drummer (100) |
| Name | Status | Release date | Position | Last position | Highest position | Days | Album |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Broken | Written | - | - | - | - | ||
| Midnight Joints (Live) | Archived | 2024-11-28 | - | 115 | 11 | 10 | |
| All I Do Is Swipe (Live) | Archived | 2024-11-23 | - | 105 | 12 | 11 | |
| Dollar Dollar Bills (Live) | Archived | 2024-11-16 | - | 121 | 12 | 11 | |
| Jay | Archived | 2024-10-31 | - | 116 | 18 | 13 | Drugs 2 |
| Vic | Archived | 2024-10-26 | - | 138 | 14 | 12 | Drugs 2 |
| Benny | Archived | 2024-10-21 | - | 120 | 10 | 10 | Drugs 2 |
| Charlie | Archived | 2024-10-16 | - | 145 | 13 | 13 | Drugs 2 |
| King Ivory | Archived | 2024-10-11 | - | 153 | 9 | 13 | Drugs 2 |
| Nic | Archived | 2024-10-06 | - | 133 | 11 | 13 | Drugs 2 |
| Georgia Homeboy | Archived | 2024-10-01 | - | 120 | 8 | 11 | Drugs 2 |
| Elvis | Archived | 2024-09-26 | - | 121 | 13 | 10 | Drugs 2 |
| Casper | Archived | 2024-09-21 | - | 132 | 14 | 12 | Drugs 2 |
| Hank | Archived | 2024-09-12 | - | 146 | 13 | 12 | Drugs 2 |
| Filling the Frosty Funnel | Archived | 2024-08-28 | - | 128 | 13 | 10 | The White Album |
| Vacuum | Archived | 2024-08-23 | - | 122 | 12 | 10 | The White Album |
| Changing Station Bump | Archived | 2024-08-16 | - | 134 | 12 | 10 | The White Album |
| White Lines | Archived | 2024-08-11 | - | 134 | 11 | 11 | The White Album |
| Forreal Focus | Archived | 2024-08-06 | - | 110 | 9 | 10 | The White Album |
| Half-Baked Genius | Archived | 2024-08-01 | - | 134 | 16 | 10 | The White Album |
| Name | Status | Release date | Album songs | Singles in album | Position | Last position | Highest position | Days |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Drugs 2 | Archived | 2024-11-06 | 2 | 10 | - | 27 | 1 | 16 |
| The White Album | Archived | 2024-09-03 | 1 | 11 | - | 32 | 1 | 16 |
| Power | Archived | 2024-06-25 | 3 | 12 | - | 30 | 1 | 16 |
| Fame | Archived | 2024-03-27 | 2 | 12 | - | 36 | 1 | 16 |
| Ego | Archived | 2023-12-31 | 3 | 12 | - | 24 | 1 | 18 |
| The Green Album | Archived | 2023-09-11 | 1 | 11 | - | 24 | 1 | 17 |
| Money | Archived | 2023-06-03 | 1 | 11 | - | 15 | 1 | 17 |
| SEX | Archived | 2023-03-09 | 2 | 10 | - | 20 | 1 | 14 |
| Drugs | Archived | 2023-01-08 | 3 | 9 | - | 19 | 1 | 13 |